if hes got a better job than me
if hes got a faster car than me
if hes got a bigger cock than me
if he’s got more songs on his ep
if he wears skinnier jeans than me
if he takes himself too seriously
if hes got more facebook friends than me
if hes everything I want to be
ill kill him
so ill kill everyone
that way I wont have to worry
and you can kill everyone
that way you wont have to worry


